Cheesy Beards

Menu

*Menu is subject to change, not all items listed

 

Other

The Special – Don’t ask…

 

Appetizers

Pu-Pu Deck Platter
Peg-Leg Mac and Cheese
Syphilis and Scallops
Cracker (Customer want a cracker?)
Chicken Me Tenders

 

Salads

Massive squids!
Giant Squid Salad

 

Main Dishes

 

Burgers Ahoy!

Booty Burger
Booty Burger
Below Decks Burger
Soggy Dog
Aarghburger

 

Chicken

Blackbeard’s Secret Recipe Chicken: (The secret is it’s not chicken. Polly want to be dinner?)
Chicken of the Sea (Tuna Sandwich or Tuna Salad)
Saucy Wench (smothered chicken breast in homemade gravy)

 

Meats

Pegleg Pasta with Cannon Balls (it’s okay, it’s just meat)
Three Sheeps to the Wind (Lamb dish)
Walking the Flank (flank steak)
Avast me meaty! (a big hunk of meat)
Prepare to be Loaded (42 oz. steak, if you finish it, it’s free!)

 

Sea

Batter down the Halibut
Davy Jones’ Lobster
Crabs Ahoy!
Sea’s Bounty (Shrimp in cocktail sauce) Due to an incident this is currently not served.
Shark Bait Stew

 

Veggie

Land lover (veggie plate)
Veggie Jones’ Locker

 

Side Dishes

Garrrrrrrlic Fries!
Garrrrrrrrrlic fries
Scurvy Fries
Shiver Me Taters
The Dark Sea (Chocolate Pudding)
Oranges (no need for explanation: it’s just to avoid scurvy)
Side of cucumber (A whole cucumber! As a side dish! What other restaurant serves that? None!)

 

Dessert

Bluebeardy Pie

 

Meade

Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Yum
Cheesy Beards Cosmo
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